Horoscope Shmoroscope

I post my daily horoscope and then detail what actually happened to me that day.

July 22, 2011 for Aquarius

Posted 1 year ago

The Sun fires into the midsummer sign of Leo the Lion, marking the first day of a new astrological month. In the northern latitudes we feel the radiant heat warm our hearts, prompting us to let our love lights shine.

Wait, what?

Meanwhile, the Moon enters earthy Taurus at 12:57 am EDT, reminding us to stay in touch with our senses.

At 12:57 what happened?

However, a sobering Mercury-Saturn aspect and a fantasy-prone Sun-Neptune alignment alert us to the contradictions we may face.

The Sun and Neptune are fantasy prone? I have no idea what you’ve been talking about since the get-go. I can’t confirm or deny that any of this happened.
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