Horoscope Shmoroscope

“The word here is accomplishment. If there is an unfinished job today, you can lead others to complete the task or stay after work and do it yourself.”

The word here is put your kids in front of the tv today because it is too fucking hot to even walk one block to the library and it has zapped away any and all motivation.

“A prodigious worker, you pour yourself into any task with absolute determination.”

Youuuuuu have not met me.  Are most Aquarians like this?  I’m starting to feel even more inadequate than usual.

“You are responsible to the extreme and can take on obligations as though you just cannot get enough.”

Now you’re just shitting with me, right?  “can take on obligations as though you just cannot get enough???”  Is ANYONE like this?  Are there Xtreme obligation junkies out there?  “I can’t get enough of this utilitarian but very necessary task!!  Give me more children to pick up from school!”

“You enjoy discipline and limitations are seen as opportunities rather than as handicaps.”

I give up.