Horoscope Shmoroscope

“You may be able to enjoy and value your own life situation today or feel especially kind towards a friend or loved one.”

I was truly ready to kill not one, but both of my kids.  There was very little valuing my “life situation” involved in the events of July 18th, 2011.

 ”A visitor in your home may compliment you on your unique tastes or belongings.”

This did not happen.

“This is a very nice day, perhaps filled with some renewed appreciation for all that is beautiful.”

Hah!  No.

“There is a sense of value and valuing that may find you lavishing affection on those near you.”

You really enjoy, sorry “value” the word value don’t you? You may want to pick up a synonym book for the next horoscope.  Also, if by “lavishing affection” you mean “used unheard of willpower to stop yourself from screaming at your children” then yes, absolutely.

July 19th is already looking better!  We’ll see what Horoscope has to say about it!