"Your vitality and personal impact on others is higher now."
Okay, so there was this 14 year old girl in the park who was spitting in the sand, just spitting into the sand, and I turned to her disgusted and said, “That’s really gross.” And the girl smiles sincerely at me and goes, “I know!” as if she wasn’t the one who just hocked a fucking lugey into the sand as if we were best friends and she was super psyched to have found someone who could relate to her about this. So then I said, “Why are you doing that?” And she just kind of looked at me and looked at way as if now she realized we weren’t best buds and so therefore I didn’t exist so NO horoscope I don’t think my PERSONAL IMPACT ON OTHERS IS HIGHER NOW.
"You’re likely to draw attention to yourself without trying or to receive some special recognition."
You know what, fuck you. You’re a fucking tease and I don’t appreciate it.
"Relations with others flow smoothly."
Yeah, this one’s true.